one shot – Moxie

I love money. I always want more money. When I see money and I can't have it I get upset. Sometimes I wonder if I could have all the money in all the couch cushions and under all the rugs and between all the furniture in America how much would I have? It makes me a little angry that it's probably a lot and I can't have it even though nobody else even wants it that bad. I also wonder when I've missed out on money that was just sitting there. One time I found someones rolled up coke dollar in the street and it was really exciting but I bet there are a lot more out there that I missed. I put this dollar on the ceiling in a restaurant and probably it'll hang out there for a long time and people will go into that stall and they could've had a dollar but they won't know it was there.

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